i dont even know how to be here
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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