VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I would fuck him just for his dog
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