what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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