After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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