BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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