Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just cropdusted the office
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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