So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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