She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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