roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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