some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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