it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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