So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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