Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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