Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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