she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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