I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
The air taste purple.
Randomize
