Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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