I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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