Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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