piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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