hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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