You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
