Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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