I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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