he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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