imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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