I'm drive I can fine osifer
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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