we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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