He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
"it" just moved
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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