absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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