is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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