Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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