I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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