in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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