The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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