O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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