I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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