You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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