i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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