i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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