You work out of a Hotel?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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