The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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