i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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