I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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