should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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