Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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