Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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