Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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