At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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