Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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