I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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