I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Dick very happy bro
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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