what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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