I don't think brook has ever known best
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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